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"Oh come on, you can't seriously expect me to respond to every one of these stupid messages that these idiots..."
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[A couple days later, at a time when she was certain of Mami being at work, and had managed to finally track down where she lived, a piece of coal was hurled through one of Mami's windows at full force... just after a certain someone very carefully ensured there were no cats watching.

Wrapped around it was a note that read as follows.]

Thank you so much for this lovely projectile. Happy to use it in good stead! Merry Christmas! Send more coal next year!

-Larxene

[finaletea]

[ YOU COULDN'T EVEN WAIT FOR HER TO BE HOME YOU COWARD- ]

[trancheuse]

[Hey, she had a valid excuse. Her leg was still busted, just like the window!

Haha, totally chickened out on that one.]