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[trancheuse]

"Oh come on, you can't seriously expect me to respond to every one of these stupid messages that these idiots..."
*BEEP*

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[trancheuse]

Sounds a bit like the pot calling the kettle black, but hey guilty as charged. Name's Larxene. What do I call you?

[Cause if they didn't give her a name or nickname, she was bound to come up with a rude one.]

[inconsequence]

I am Chara.

[No guessing games as to their name just yet. Give it time. They'll start doing it eventually.]

I never said I wasn't. [Rude, that is. They know they're nothing but.]

[trancheuse]

No, no you didn't. [Snrk.]

You're an interesting one, Chara. I'm going to be keeping my eye on you. I'm wondering if you've got potential.

[inconsequence]

Better lower your standards!

[They have zero redeeming qualities, after all.]

[trancheuse]

Trust me. They're already really really low, considering some of the people I have to work with in my life.

[That was part of why she liked them already, actually.]

[inconsequence]

If you say so.

[With a tone that implies you ain't seen nothing yet. This may or may not be the most reliable metric. Chara is, after all, not the most reliable narrator when it comes to Chara.]

[trancheuse]

Well, this has been a fun little chat, but I'll be on my merry way. I'll be keeping an eye out for you, Chara.

[inconsequence]

You don't even know what it is I look like.

[Though she does know what they sound like. They're just being difficult for the sake of it, mostly.]

[trancheuse]

Kid, whatever you look like, someone with your attitude's going to stand out like a sore thumb. No way you'll hide from me, not in a town full of whiny heroic wannabe reprobates.

[inconsequence]

How's the old saying go?

Ah, yes.

It takes one to know one.

[trancheuse]

An awful person deep down? Oh yes, it does. I'll find you in a heartbeat, assuming you even have one. Easier to hunt for when you don't.

[inconsequence]

Everyone has one to spare, these days, given the state of the world.

[You know, the organs in the walls and the ground and everything. That kind of thing.]

[trancheuse]

The only real question is who's I've got, right? [She laughed out loud in a bark.] But in the end, it's still one to spare isn't it?

[inconsequence]

Depending on one's perspective, I suppose.

[They haven't confirmed or denied the presence of a heart or a SOUL. The less others know about them, the better.]

[trancheuse]

They don't need it anymore, so I'm hardly one to worry about the perspective of whoever might be missing theirs. But that's me.

[inconsequence]

If you say so. I'll hardly be the one to keep you from pursuing your...desires, miss.

[It always pays to be polite.]

[trancheuse]

Good habit to have there. I'll be seeing you.

[inconsequence]

I'm sure you will.

[Assuming they don't see you first.]