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[trancheuse]

"Oh come on, you can't seriously expect me to respond to every one of these stupid messages that these idiots..."
*BEEP*

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4/4 Text: UN - Foudre

[trancheuse]

Sure, my weekend's free.
Meet you there at five.
Uh, cheetos if you could swing it. I'll bring some Mt. Dew.

You look cute.

[Fuck her life. She had no willpower.]

[maidforcombat]

That is very sweet of you to say so!
When I first saw the outfits for our squad, I knew I had to join.
Being a cheerleader is just another way to put a smile on people's faces, right? :)

[Here, she'll just snap another quick pic of her smiling face, sent along with her address.]

[trancheuse]

You keep sending me these cute pics.
I don't actually have any to send back you know.
Not exactly the most photogenic here.

[Did she realize that she was inviting this girl to take selfies with her? Almost certainly not.]

[maidforcombat]

[This poor girl, she must have such low self-esteem. First she insists that she's not a good person, now she's saying she's not photogenic? Penny's going to have to do something to put her in better spirits!!]

That is not true at all!
You are very cute, and I am sure anyone would be thrilled to see your pretty smile!

[Penny stop.]

I so wish I had "Freaking Out" icons for this girl sometimes, haha

[trancheuse]

Oh yeah, my smiling chompers are exactly what people need to see.
Penny, you really are too good to me, you know that?
One of these days, you're going to ask around town and realize I'm not nearly as beloved as you think

But hey, don't worry about it.
I'll bring a smile along with the Dew, just for you.
I'll even try to make it natural.

[Her lips were going to be so sore when this was done.]