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[trancheuse]

"Oh come on, you can't seriously expect me to respond to every one of these stupid messages that these idiots..."
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(misfire) klapbak (cw: needles?)

[clussy]

apparently theres this thing where people put needles in you to chill you th fuck out like accupuncture or whatever right and i was like
oh shit
they should do that but like for your head


and then i remembered thats just called a lobotomy
and i was like gotta get me one of those

4/7 - Text reply CW just... no. Read at your own peril.

[trancheuse]

Man, kid.
You are the king of oversharing.
I'd offer to make you heartless since you want it so bad.
But can't actually do that here.

No dice on that lobotomy, though
Best I've got's an ice pick, and even I think that's a bad idea.

hhonestly yea

[clussy]

someone once told me that was a symptom of chronic anxiety i either overshare or say nothing at all no one gets anything inbetween

(He really wishes he was joking here, but.

Wait a heartless? God damn it. Again? Really? Another misfire?)

what does it even take to make someone 'heartless'??? is it just magic??

yea i would not trust an ice pick anywhere near my eyes

[trancheuse]

So when you get nervous, you just vomit words and TMI, or you clam up like a scallop on land? Greaaaaat Well, I'm kind of useles.

Not even sure I remember right now. Best not to think about it.
And no lobotomy for you. No lobotomy at all. Totally not worth it.

Besides, I don't have any ice picks around.

[clussy]

yea that is basically exactly it. although people have been pointing out that i talk a lot more lately and i think maybe
it's because of february
im trying to work on it

no i guess it isnt worth it. it's fine i dont want to be heartless anyway it sounds lame :P

i dont have ice picks but i have normal medical needles

[trancheuse]

I couldn't tell you much about it? I remember talking with you about it a lot, but I don't remember it properly. You know death.

But good on you. Word vomit aside, you're better with some brass.

[clussy]

sorry about the dying
that always kind of sucks a whole lot of schlong

are you feeling okayish? i can bring you soup if your not

[trancheuse]

Well, I mean I don't really regret what I did that got me killed, so I don't regret the death? It was an awesome month, aside from that toy screwing with me. The memory loss I can deal with. It doesn't bother me that much.

Pffft, don't put yourself out for me, dumb dumb. I'll get through it in about a week.

[clussy]

yeah i understand that. not regretting death. death can be weird like that.
are you sure?
memory loss can be really frustrating

i dont mind though. it's my job to take care of people. i can at least make you more comfortable.

[trancheuse]

So, this is weird.
I know it's weird.
I know that I 'should' be upset.
Everyone acts like I should.
In theory? I know this should piss me off, but it doesn't.

I think maybe it's on a subconscious level. I don't remember why, but this doesn't bother me the way it would everyone else.

[clussy]

yea well i guess it's hard to be upset about something you cant really remember


thats not that shocking considering who you are
well
the offer stands
even beyond this by the way if you ever need a patch up in the future im around

[trancheuse]

Oooh, I like that one.
I'll swipe it for the next doofus who asks
Because they keep asking.

I'll remember that.
It feels marginally less weird for you to offer.

[clussy]

people get nosy


good id sure hope so it's my job to help people
plus we're not exactly friends
but we arent exactly enemies either so

[trancheuse]

God, so nosey. So very very nosey.

And this might sound a little weird, but I don't have any enemies here.
...
Ok, maybe that toy. He and I definitely have a row going.